I'M BOOOOOOORED! I WANT SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH ME!

I'D EVEN BE OK WITH THAT COTTON CANDY MONSTER THAT WAS FLOATING AROUND A WHILE AGO...ANYONE, PLEASE?

*EVERY VIDEO SCREEN IN THE NEXUS HAS BEEN PLAYING THE SAME VIDEO ON A LOOP FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS:

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MEANWHILE, RIN IN COWERING IN THE CORNER, COVERING HER EARS AND WHIMPERING*

M-MAKE IT STOP...

*THE NEXUS'S RESIDENT PEDOBAIT HAS BEEN BUSY ALL DAY DECORATING THE DRESSING ROOM WITH ORANGE AND BLACK STREAMERS, CUT-OUT CONSTRUCTION PAPER BATS - THE USUAL FARE.

OH, AND SHE'S WEARING THIS. 8D*

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

HEY, EVERYONE!

I JUST LEARNED THE MEANING OF LIFE!

*THERE IS A SCANTILY-CLAD LITTLE LOLI WITH RIDICULOUSLY OVERSIZED PIGTAILS SITTING NEARBY, COLORING A LARGE PIECE OF PAPER WITH MARKERS.

UPON CLOSER INSPECTION, THE PAPER READS:

"SOUSUKE SAGARA LIKES PENISES.

AND THAT IS OKAY."*